Oh my god! Its a sign! I just noticed this on my conditioner. (Loreal- because I’m worth it). There is a code on the conditioner which spells out GOD.
My first thought; How much money can I con out of bible bashing fanatics by convincing them that a drop of my conditioner can perform miracles?
My second thought; what if I pass this info onto Loreal?, they can pay me. I mean, who wouldn’t buy God endorsed conditioner?!
Imagine the series of adverts...
1. Focus on long luscious golden shiny hair, zoom out to see clouds surrounding the figure, loads of beautiful angels come into view around figure, they are washing their hair. The figure turns round. Its God (actually its an actor playing god, but go with it) “Because we’re worth it”.
2. There is a man with long, dry, damaged hair, walking across the desert. A cloud appears. Booming voice- “My son”, the man looks up “Father, please help me”. A lightning bolt is thrown from the cloud and hits the man’s hands, he looks down and there is conditioner. Jesus (incase you hadn’t already worked out who the man was) washes his hair with this conditioner, and it becomes shiny and smooth. The booming voice from the cloud “Because your worth it”.
3. Judas has betrayed Jesus, he has given up the secrets of the miracle conditioner and where to find it. Jesus is on the cross. All the romans have long silky smooth hair. Jesus “Forgive them father, they are worth it.”
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